I just finished a nice long run – and you know what I love to do after a long run, dont you? Yes, Ill do a nice cooldown and some stretching while trampling your face! You should be grateful that I trample your face under my running shoes and not under a pair of high heels! Of course, theyll also destroy your face pretty well and leave behind painful and embarrassing marks on it … but still theyre way less dangerous for you than thin heels! And dont dare to complain or moan too much … or Ill need to stomp down hard a couple of times to teach you a lesson!
