Italian clipmy friend and I have to cook and we noticed that we lack a carpet in the kitchen, what better thing could we ask for than a human carpet?It will start by bringing us our slippers and taking off our shoes, once we are ready we will place it in its place and start preparing food using it as a rug and as a ladder to reach the highest points, it will be ignored and treated as nothing just as a useless rug deserves.After we have trampled it every which way and finished preparing our lunch we will use it as a chair to eat our pasta.
