Youre waiting for me when I get back from my run- just as I ordered you to! Now youll lay down on this cold wet floor – and your face will be used as a human rug to clean my dirty running shoes on! I dont care if anyone sees how Im carelessly trampling all over your face – you deserve to be recognized as a living doormat – and with all these shoe prints all over your face, it will be pretty obvious anyway! I bet it hurts like hell when all the dirt gets rubbed into your skin – but I really dont care – its your job to get these shoes clean. To get all the dirt out of the shoes tread, Ill probably need some jumping and stomping as well – and thats going to hurt a lot more! Or should I put you out of this misery? And simply drive over you a couple of times when Im done with you – the heavy car will take care of whats left of your face!