I was out for a run – but on the last few minutes there was a huge thunderstorm – and my running shoes got completely muddy! And guess what your job is going to be … your face will be my human doormat! Lie down on the ground and keep your face up – so I can rub my dirty shoe soles over your face and scrape off the dirt on your skin and lips. And IÂ’ll give your face a couple of stomps as well – to make sure all the dirt comes out of the shoe tread as well. Does it hurt when I grind my shoe soles on your face, step carelessly on your lips and nose or stand on only my tip-toes?! You know I really donÂ’t care – youÂ’re a human doormat and youÂ’ll be treated accordingly! Maybe IÂ’ll finish you with a couple of jumps onto your face!
