My friend Gaia and I have this doormat available and we cant wait to step on him, crush him and destroy him under our heels. Without wasting time, lets start our ruthless trampling. We go up on him, taking turns. While one is on top, the other order him to worship boots. Then we go up at the same time, and our sweet weight sinks into his fat. The complaints increase more and more. The situation is not easy for this human carpet … We have fun and laugh, while he screams and finally begs us for mercy. What fantastic signs! We have reduced him to a Swiss cheese!