You – and more precisely your face – will now serve me as a doormat. Well start with my (almost) flat boots, that Ive been wearing for the past few days. The boot soles are covered in all kinds of dirt and grime – and Ill now clean them on your face! Ill rub them through your face and stomp the dirt out onto your face! And once most of the dirt is gone, youll stick out your tongue and lick the boot soles until theyre completely clean again. But this pair of boots was only the beginning – I also brought along my Buffalo boots – theyre also pretty dirty – and theyll be cleaned in the same way! This deep tread and the hard heels will hurt you a lot more … and the tread will be much harder to clean with your tongue as well. Anyway, youll surely suffer under these boots!