Well, my little human rug, I brought along my dirty hiking boots today – and Ill now clean them on your face! Yes, I know the deep tread is very painful – but unfortunately the dirt sticks to it pretty well – so Ill have to stomp down hard to get it all out! But you gladly sacrifice your face to get my shoes clean, dont you?! Not that it really matters … youre not getting away anyway! And dont scream so loud … what will the neighbors think? 😀 And if theres any dirt left in the tread, youll lick them clean afterwards … until your tongue is also bruised! 😀
