There you are again … on the floor … ready to be used as a human doormat by me! Look at my sexy Buffalo boots – theyre quite dirty from the last walk … somehow I need to get them clean again – luckily your face makes such a great doormat! Oh, the hard heels and the deep tread hurt you when I walk over your face and stomp out the dirt on it?! Well, thats the fate of a living doormat! And everything thats still left on the boots afterwards, youll lick from them – until theyre nicely clean and shiny again!