My leather riding boots got all dirty and muddy again – great to have my own personal human doormat I can clean them on! I trample all over the losers naked chest and rub my dirty boot soles on his skin – and while my boots get more and more dirty – his skin gets more and more dirty – and hes in great pain – which is another plus for me for sure 😀 Maybe I can also stand on his head and wipe some of the dirt off on it?! Or I could just stomp the dirt off on his body – hes just a human doormat after all and his well-being is no concern for me!
